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My Little Antichrist

Updates on adventures with my Sphynx cat (who looks more like her Cornish Rex predecessors, since she’s sprouted fur), as it is ongoing. Behold, the ironically nicknamed, “Big Sweetie,” aka Aeon.

Aeon Smirking

  • She has her very own bedroom complete with window (shown in photos) because she plays so poorly with others
  • A recurrence of butt-streamers, she ate a bookmark tassel, no intestinal blockage, just a stinky brown kite-tail that followed her everywhere she went. ;)
  • I can now administer glucose tests to cats and dogs, having first-hand experience, since “voluptuous” Buddha-shaped cats are prone to diabetes.
  • Lil’ Queen B hissed and growled at everyone in the vet’s office, including 2 small children. ‘Atta girl!
  • Aforementioned behavior is actually good for her, as she’s no longer lunging, attacking and boxing, viciously & at random, since she started anti-anxiety treatment through Buspar.

Note: On animals swallowing objects like cassette tape innards, string, etc. - ’tis not wise to tug on their “streamers”, as linear objects can cause injury or slice through internal organs if still winding its way through the digestive tract.

Further, I don’t understand why she allows me to prick her ear to check her glucose. You would think that something glorious was ensuing, as she purrs and delivers muchas smooches to me all the while. Meanwhile, if anyone else so much as looks at her wrong, she’s ready to kill - growling, hissing and pissing.

Exclamation Marking

Should have known, on seeing the exclamation mark (starts on her head and is completed by the dot on her neck) that she would be fucking fierce. It is so expressive of what goes on in her mind. I just wish I could see what it is, the invisible things that scare her so.

Posted on April 22nd, 2007
Tags: Beautiful, Curiosities, Medical, Cats, Warning, Humor

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie

Wow, the “critics” are really relishing taking a dump on this film. Can’t you just say, “I don’t get it,” if you truly don’t? Admit ignorance. Not that it’s profound, but the issue is that they’re taking it seriously.

For MSNBC & Rotten Tomatoes to Poop On.

However, Digging the images from the Premiere :D

I plan on seeing it this weekend. For anyone that’s pondering it, GRINDHOUSE kicks ass something fierce! Rose McGowan has seriously redeemed herself as a ferocious ass-kicking chicky, a leading lady - a true femme fatale.

Violent, lurid, pulpy goodness. Again, you can’t take all art so seriously! Time permitting (and I just laaaughed), I would like to do some artwork based on some of the intense imagery of these films.

As you sit through the chicks yapping about girly shit in DEATHPROOF, I assure you, there IS a payoff. It’s worth sitting through to get the backstory and see what ensues. ;)

PLANET TERROR… It takes a lot to make me cringe, since I’ve worked at a pathology lab, but this… *gags* I adore Robert Rodriguez. :)

Posted on April 13th, 2007
Tags: Art, Movies, Lowbrow, Amusements, Pop Culture, WTF?!, TV, Humor

James Inman Hates White People & Old Testament Law

I love the points he makes on the absurdity, the absolute foolishness, of Old Testament mandates. >;)


Posted on April 6th, 2007
Tags: Atrocities, YouTube, Ethics, Humor, Scandalous

Big Brass Balls

Mustank Balls

Personally, I think this looks like shit, but I think that people should be allowed to do whatever to THEIR cars. They paid for their own cars, not the government, nor the ninnies offended by fake dangling gonads that hardly even look like nutsacks out of context.

To me, it further solidifies the fact that some men try to compensate for other areas where they are lacking through their vehicles. The ball-danglers are just clarifying their specific issues for anyone who was was uncertain.

Oh, and being as antagonistic as I am, please note the carefully manipulated name of the car shown. >;) I ♥ Photoshop.

(Source)

(Balls)

Posted on February 24th, 2007
Tags: Lowbrow, Pop Culture, Subversive, Ethics, WTF?!, Graphic Design, Humor, Scandalous

If You Plan on Hotlinking…

Plan on this:

I Steal My Images from NightmareGirls.net!

I occasionally swap my images around to prevent the gang of Lichtenstein hotlinkers who display images from my server on their MySpace profiles.

While I enjoy Lichtenstein’s work, I still question his ethics, since he took his images directly from retro comics. How appropriate that many of his fans are secondhanders as well, leeching off of my server’s bandwidth. >;)

Dear Image Surfers,
SAVE IMAGES TO YOUR OWN SERVER, LINK BACK - OTHERWISE, PREPARE FOR PUBLIC HUMILIATION!
Love,
Amy

Posted on January 17th, 2007
Tags: Art, Pop Culture, Subversive, Ethics, Humor, Scandalous

Cats are Evil

Stay outta my yarrrd!This story amuses me because it reminds me of my own little fierce creature. A 15lb tabby cat treed a scared black bear, who was stuck until owners called the hissing feline fiend from hell to come inside.

It’s like little yappy dogs that bark their asses off at Pit Bulls, they just have no idea of their place in the grand scheme of things. Gotta admire the spunk though, or the balls-out craziness of it. Reminds me of my own mental patient cat who has her very own room because she is compelled to seriously and ferociously attack 200lb+ 6′-ish lugs. Talk about fight-or-flight responses gone awry.

Below is a picture of my little hellcat, the sphynx cat from the bowels of hell, Aeon.

I see all.

Click here to read about some of the joys we’ve had with this beautiful, innocent looking cat, both in the realistic and sarcastic sense of the word.

Posted on January 7th, 2007
Tags: Curiosities, Cats, Psychology, WTF?!, Humor

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